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In recent years there's been an uptick in humans (and this is going to sound crazy) and werewolves wanting to join the vampire community. For whatever reason the idea of becoming a vampire has risen in popularity. I suppose we can thank Hollywood for that. On this page all you Wannabees will find advice to help prepare you for life as a vampire. I strongly suggest your review the Tips for Today's Vampire page, too. It's always a good idea to get in front of a problem before it's too late.
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 Drinking and Bonding |
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Try not to get so drunk at holiday parties that you don't remember what you're doing. You don't want to end up bound to an asshole. You only get one master, and when he changes you, he creates an eternal bond. Believe me eternity with a master you hate is longer than you think. Not that I'd know. My husband changed me. Though, if you marry a vampire and you don't really like him, you're pretty much screwed. But my advice on divorcing a vampire is a topic for another day.
You don't want to wake up with either of these guys as your master.
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So, don't drink and bond. Technically, it's far worse than drinking and driving, though you shouldn't do that either. |
Considerations
There's lots to consider before making the Final Decision. That's assuming you're given the option of making the decision, which in all honesty is a rarity. Trust me. I would know.
So…things will change. Make no mistake about that. A lot of things will change. And you need to be absolutely certain you're going to enjoy these changes or at the very least be able to live with them and Keep the Secret. (Keeping the Secret is discussed on my blog. Check it out.).
For example, if you liked sunbathing as a human, you will absolutely hate it as a vampire. Not to mention that it will be many, many, many years before you can even consider staying awake after the sun rises. But even if you ever master the ability not to fall asleep during daylight hours, you will not, let me repeat that for those of you who are dense, WILL NOT be able to sunbathe.
It's no myth. It's a damn fact. Vampires burn in the sun. Don't ask why. I don't know the answer. Why do birds fly? It's just one of those things.
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Motivation
Why do you want to be a vampire? I suggest you think long and hard about this because there’s no going back once the process begins. Well, you could change your mind up to a point. But you probably won’t like that outcome either. Once your Master begins, he is not stopping just because you’ve re-thought your decision. Oh, he may not proceed with changing you, but he’s going to finish what he started, if you catch my drift.
So, know your motivation. Is it that you want to live forever? Do you want a liquid diet? Are you hoping never to see the light of day again? What is it that makes you want to be like me?
And, remember you’ll have to live with your decision for the rest of eternity. |
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You and Your Body
Exercise ~ Eat right
I can't stress these points enough. Somehow new vampires are shocked to awaken in the same body they had when they were human. You're not being reincarnated. You don't get to stand in line and order a new body. You're stuck with what you always had. So, if you were out of shape and ugly before, you're going to be out of shape and ugly for eternity. The sooner you come to terms with this the happier you're going to be.
So like your doctor told you, take care of the body you have.
It's the only one you're going to get! |
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